April 21, 2014 / HubPage
Every body's answer was the same when I first posed the
question: "What can a woman do to a man that will make them
cry?" The answer was: Cheat.
They misunderstood my question.
If a man and a woman are in a relationship, it's easy to think of ways
to make the male cry. But, my angle was
different. The man and the woman are not
in a relationship. They are friends, old
friends, ex-lovers, roommates, and/or acquaintances. No physical pain allowed. It's easy to make a guy cry if you just kick
him in the crotch.
This is to help women who have been done wrong by any man in
their life. It may seem cruel, but if a
woman is looking for a reason to make you cry, you probably deserve it, man.
We're going to count backwards from 10 to 1.
10. Make him watch
"Brian's Song" or "Field Of Dreams." These two movies are guaranteed to make a guy
cry, no matter how tough they may seem.
9. Disrespect his
mother or call him a 'bad son.' Usually,
the man's emotion will begin as anger, but slowly will turn into sadness and a
tear or two.
8. Bring up a dead
pet. Patches was his best friend for 12
years until mommy and daddy took him to a 'big farm' to live on for the rest of
his life. The thought of the love he had
for patches, will no doubt make him tear up a bit.
7. Offer casual sex
and then, change your mind!
6. Steal something he
loves. His favorite shirt or that stupid
Tony Romo bobblehead.
5. Offer to
"hook him up" with one of your hot girlfriends. Then, tell him she doesn't want to go out
with him because he's unattractive.
Ouch.
4. 'Carrie Underwood'
his car. Key it. Baseball bat to the windshield. When he sees the one thing he loves, his car,
in pain, he will cry. Trust me.
3. Tell him (and
others if you like) that he is bad in bed.
This, of course, only works if the woman has had an intimate
relationship with the man. If not, she
can still tell others that he's bad in bed...she's heard stories from past
girlfriends.
2. Tell him he's
going to die alone. That one makes
everyone cry.
<<<<<<<<<<<<drumroll>>>>>>>>>>>>
1. Tell him (and
others if you like) that he has a small penis!
Men are obsessed with that part of their anatomy. If she tells him it's small, his embarassment
will turn to tears. And if she tells
others about his teenie weenie, and he finds out, his self-esteem will be
crushed, which will lead to uncontrolable sobbing. Even if she never actually saw it, she can
assume...or lie.
