10 things a woman can do to make a man cry.

April 21, 2014 / HubPage

Every body's answer was the same when I first posed the question: "What can a woman do to a man that will make them cry?"  The answer was:  Cheat.  They misunderstood my question.  If a man and a woman are in a relationship, it's easy to think of ways to make the male cry.  But, my angle was different.  The man and the woman are not in a relationship.  They are friends, old friends, ex-lovers, roommates, and/or acquaintances.  No physical pain allowed.  It's easy to make a guy cry if you just kick him in the crotch.

This is to help women who have been done wrong by any man in their life.  It may seem cruel, but if a woman is looking for a reason to make you cry, you probably deserve it, man.

We're going to count backwards from 10 to 1.

10.  Make him watch "Brian's Song" or "Field Of Dreams."  These two movies are guaranteed to make a guy cry, no matter how tough they may seem.

9.  Disrespect his mother or call him a 'bad son.'  Usually, the man's emotion will begin as anger, but slowly will turn into sadness and a tear or two.

8.  Bring up a dead pet.  Patches was his best friend for 12 years until mommy and daddy took him to a 'big farm' to live on for the rest of his life.  The thought of the love he had for patches, will no doubt make him tear up a bit.

7.  Offer casual sex and then, change your mind!

6.  Steal something he loves.  His favorite shirt or that stupid Tony Romo bobblehead.

5.  Offer to "hook him up" with one of your hot girlfriends.  Then, tell him she doesn't want to go out with him because he's unattractive.  Ouch.

4.  'Carrie Underwood' his car.  Key it.  Baseball bat to the windshield.  When he sees the one thing he loves, his car, in pain, he will cry.  Trust me.

3.  Tell him (and others if you like) that he is bad in bed.  This, of course, only works if the woman has had an intimate relationship with the man.  If not, she can still tell others that he's bad in bed...she's heard stories from past girlfriends.

2.  Tell him he's going to die alone.  That one makes everyone cry.

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1.  Tell him (and others if you like) that he has a small penis!  Men are obsessed with that part of their anatomy.  If she tells him it's small, his embarassment will turn to tears.  And if she tells others about his teenie weenie, and he finds out, his self-esteem will be crushed, which will lead to uncontrolable sobbing.  Even if she never actually saw it, she can assume...or lie.